This GUY had what he thought was a great tattoo

till he went to prison

(i looks like paint to me some one sent this to me who knows me.... and it was titled the same as this is and had a punch likejust ike this. )

Hotest Naked Chick I ever SAWWWWW

HAHAHAHA just kidding its a picture of my COLON!!!!! about a foot and a 1/2 up my ass!!!! I wish I could see your face when you look at this!

The Doc said I had a youthful lookking colon but I have a tear that I have to puta numbnf medication on for 6 weeks 3 times a day till its better. Its kinds like when when a woman tears when you give birth, but for me its the other exit route!!! Im so glad I know I am healthy in there though.. being that I spent most of my life obese. Like the magnet choice kirk????

Ro Sham Bo

I found this on one of my favorite websites found magazine. I actually have several of their magazines basically people find things and mail it to the magazine with where they found it. The person who finds the finds gets to name it. This one made me think of Jimbo not that he would waste time writing this but that he would have this logic and do it.
and on a side note :
Jill a co-worker of mine thinks "Ro sham bo" was pronouced "Mar cham bo" and didn't even know that it was meant for rock paper scissors her whole life any how till she watched a show " rob and big on MTV.

Domestic

MMMMM Browny......
Fresh Black berry cobbler

Fresh Black Berry Pie

I made all these. MMM Anja is very doemsitc who knew... I have blackberry bushes the line the entire perimeter of my apartment complex so I wont out and pick a shit load of them then backed my ass off.!

Photo Any Day I Choose

This week I have enough photos for Kirk's and my blog combined.

Check out the intentional paint job on this car. If you cant tell it was done with a spray paint can.



These cookies are nasty they taste like a big chemical ball covered in sweet crumbs. Jade chilling under her bed. WTF i think she is loosing her mind livening the apartment with no back yard.
Sleeping next to her bed next to the couch. I love my dog.

Kirk this is for you. My buddy Kristi and her man Adam seam to LOVE mustard. You say its the king of all condiments, I personally feel ranch is the king of all condiments.
This is a mixed drink called the Poison Carmel apple. IT WAS SO GOOD!


When I mixed it up it turned Bron like a caramel apple. I Love this Drink Its my new favorite.

Polar Bear Camera

Jade walks her self for me so efficient and helpful.
Post it eye lashes. I'm making fun of the Starbucks lady who has these Huge fake black lashes the look like post-it notes on her eyes. My coworkers all know her so I got a good laugh.

Sun set in Oregon.

My Casadilla had a penis.
Self explanatory. This was at the Portland Beerfest. just a pole with "rain".

Jimbo has a body covered in soft glowing golden hair. So romance novelish.
Goose crossing. There are a group of geese that are near my work and they own the Land they act like Mexican gangstas and walk the property alot stopping traffic from time to time.
DAVID watching panda cam

Drunk Anja
More Drunk Anja
I found this big ass flip flop at my job. Mine is the black one!
Gargh!
there were these 2 male birds fighting over this female bird sitting on the side view mirror of the car.
the two males are on the roof.
My job has toilet seat that have a very cautious but crack divit molded into the seat.
Handsome Hubby.

Look What I found

2 years ago when jade was this small..............................................
..........................I was this big. Look at these pictures. Its hard for me to believe I was this big. Its a very surreal moment. You, well I don't really feel or see how fat I truly am even in pictures till you get use to looking at your self smaller. I cant believe I was this big. I feel shame because of it.

IM A FUCKING IDIOT!

I deleted my old blog by mistake and GOOGLE the all mighty power cant restore it for me!!! I hate myself! I lost 7 mo of pictures and stories Ill never get back 187 posting all together! Stories about us moving to Oregon and Jade and adventures I had, my Fluffy Stuff. I feel like I lost my entire life in a fire... an online fire! WHO can I kill for this.